Monday, March 12, 2007

humor books for children

1. 1,000 Jokes for kids of All Ages
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Binding: Paperback
Book condition: Good
ISBN: 0345334809

New York: Ballentine Books, 1988. Sample jokes: 1)"Dad, what has a green and yellow striped body, six hairy legs, and great big eyes on stalks?" "I don't know. Why?" "One's just crawled up your trouser leg!"; 2) "'Road sign in an Irish country lane: ' When this sign is under water, the road is closed to traffic'." 230 pp. Mass Market Paperback. Good. ... (more information)

Found in Children & Juvenile > Juvenile General

Offered by Ageless Pages (New York, United States) New York, United States

$4.25


2. 101 Haunted House Funnies
Reynolds, Patrick M

Binding: Paperback
Book condition: GOOD
Jacket condition: NOT ISSUED

Paperback. GOOD/NOT ISSUED. Mass Market Paperback • Binding: Mass Market Paperback • ... (more information)

Found in Children & Juvenile > Humor

Offered by Squirreled Away Books (Michigan, United States) Michigan, United States

$1.50


3. 101 Thanksgiving Knock-knocks, Jokes, And Riddles
Lord, Suzanne

101 Thanksgiving Knock-knocks, Jokes, And Riddles
Binding: Paperback
Book condition: GOOD
Jacket condition: NOT ISSUED
ISBN: 0590132814

Scholastic, Inc, 1993. Paperback. GOOD/NOT ISSUED. Mass Market Paperback • Binding: Mass Market Paperback • Revision: Trade (mass published) • ... (more information)

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Offered by Squirreled Away Books (Michigan, United States) Michigan, United States

$1.50

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4. 365 Ways You Can Make The World A Better Place In The New Millennium
Gavan, Peggy

365 Ways You Can Make The World A Better Place In The New Millennium
Binding: Paperback
Book condition: VERY GOOD
Jacket condition: NOT ISSUED
ISBN: 0816763437

Troll, 1999. Paperback. VERY GOOD/NOT ISSUED. Trade Paperback • Binding: Trade Paperback • Revision: Trade (mass published) • Contest-winning Ideas By Kids For Kids! • Small corner bend, light edgewear. • ... (more information)

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Offered by Squirreled Away Books (Michigan, United States) Michigan, United States

$1.75

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5. THE ADVENTURES OF SAMMY JAY The Bedtime Story-Books
Burgess, Thornton W

THE ADVENTURES OF SAMMY JAY The Bedtime Story-Books
Binding: Hardcover
Book condition: Near Fine
Edition: First Edition

Toronto: Little, Brown & Company. Near Fine 1964. First Edition. Hardcover. Very light wear to spine ends & corners, light soiling & a light crease to rear. Interior clean & tight, age tanning to pages, no markings other than 1 earmark and two tiny edge tears seen. Very nice copy. Cady illustrations. (*Shipping will be reduced to all locations). ; 12mo 7" - 7½" tall . ... (more information)

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Good luck with your campaign.

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